My mary sue fantasies

[chocolatepot]

I just caught up on Vikings today, and I kind of really want Ragnar and his guys to raid a bigger town and bring back some prosperous townswoman to help Hot Lagertha out around the house, but she's terrible at it. Athelstan has to teach her how to do everything, and they comfort each other in this strange land, praying and such, and they fall in love and it's all conflictedness and "but I'm a monk" and "but he's a monk"

I mean, look, they need to get more female characters somehow. Why not do it to maximize angsty romance.

What the fuck is up with Floki, though, seriously?