Since Mother Eve in the Garden long ago

I can sympathize if they're peeing, but they get up and come back five seconds later (this is a very small theater - it was built in the 1920s and has been split into five tiny screens with a tiny lobby) with a new bag of popcorn, and I'm like, guyyyyyyyys.

I will say this for the book, one of the things that was irritating me was that the heroine's the cliché "why does my brother inherit, I never want to be like my quiet, fading mother" but for no good reason I could tell ... and then just in the last couple of pages I read, a magical reason was introduced. I still have a ways to go to be won over, but that is a mitigating circumstance.