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I was just at Mom's for dinner. I had thought Owen and I were, respectively, 6lbs 1oz and 6lbs 8oz when we were born, but she corrected me - we were 5/1 and 5/8. The social services people actually thought she'd been doing drugs or something. /irrelevant to your life

Applying to a new job, a collections inventory position in Newport. I don't have the best of luck with Newport applications (they seem to be the only place consistently hiring for osme reason) but if you want someone to do inventory, climb a stepladder, and use PastPerfect, I am your woman. I've reworking the beginning of my cover letter so I sound more enthusiastic, as I think its dullness has been hurting me. The trouble is, any sentence beginning with "inventorying collections has always been a passion of mine" sounds like you're a liar or there's something wrong with you.